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Oldie but still amusing

This is Funny!

We Got Elfed

Amy has been playing!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1685860338

It made me chuckle...

Joke fit for an 11 year old (3)

A man is arguing with his wife who says he is far too fat and unfit.
"Get in shape!" she yells at him
"Get in shape?" the man shouts back. "I AM in shape. Round is a shape."

Joke fit for an 11 year old (2)

From BBC Newsnight

There were these two monkeys in a bath.
One says "Ooh, ooh, ooh, aah, aah, aah"
The other one says "Well, put some more cold in then."

Joke fit for an 11 year old (1)

From BBC Newsnight

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I feel like a moth
Doctor: What?!
Patient: I feel like a moth
Doctor: You don't need me, you need a clinical pyschiatrist
Patient: I know, but your light was on.